So, i just made myself some lovely fruit loaf toast and butter. Carefully placed it on the arm of the sofa and sat my arse down in readiness for a fruity feast..... Until the Cat showed up!!
Said Cat decides to jump on to the arm of the sofa that contained my toast. Landing directly on to the plate, scattering my toast to the four corners! Some landing on my lap. Some landing on the sofa, some landing on the Cat. All landing butter side down.... Of course! This also resulted in the Cat jumping on to the back of the sofa spreading butter with every step!
I leap up to get a cloth and start wiping down the fruit loaf 'cat'astrophe. I clean my trousers. I clean the sofa. And yes, i cleaned the fecking Cat too! Bleeding knobber!
He's now licking his buttery legs while i sit on a damp chair!
Moral......... Don't eat toast in front of Cats!
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